OMGWTFBBQ?!!?

Okay. I'm done being politic. The woman's gone and I am glad. SHE WAS FREAKIN' INSANE!

The FORMER SpEd teacher moved out on Friday. They haven't boarded up her side of the house, yet, so I went over to turn some lights on and make it less likely that the kids will try to break in.

Not only did she leave me bags of garbage in the shared entryway, she left whoever would be moving in two full litter boxes of used litter, and a bunch of other random garbage. I decided to check the fridge and freezer, and, OMG...

I opened the freezer and all I saw was a TurboTax box.
That's odd, I thought, and picked it up.
Turning the opening to me, I nearly jumped out of my skin. I am not squeamish. I am not easily startled. But this I did not expect.

Inside the box was a snake.

It does /not/ look like it was dead before it went into the freezer. It looks very much like it was trying to huddle in the most protected spot it could find.

WTF was this crazyass woman thinking?

Oh, and in the fridge were a few packages of 'gourmet rodents'.

Christ. I wonder what else I'm going to find.

I am so glad she is gone.